Spa day

I'm at the spa, bitches! Chillin' in the sauna!

Hiding Spot

Source: vi.sualize.us via LLatipi on Pinterest

I told mom I wanted to hide like this cat since she seems to always know where I am even though I know I am well hidden under the kitchen table...

Equality

Now, if only they would recognize cats are real children....

http://www.people.com/people/package/article/0,,20395222_20540813,00.html

New friend

I had mom bring home a friend of mine. She isn't too sure about this one...

Batman

Yes, oh yes!

Feeling Crafty

With Cat Hair.



Yes, this book is really in Barnes and Noble. Rush out and get you one!

Box of Chocolates

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you are going to get...

I sat here and ate lots of chocolate today. Isn't this a pretty spot?

Ducks

Yes, this is a true statement...

Ice Ice Baby

Today I went to Iceland. It was cold.



And the whole time I sang, Ice ice baby. Dah nnaah naah naah. Dah nnnahh naahhh naaah.

Max invasion

Max took over. He looks very creepy!

Thailand

Today I went to Thailand. And I saw this.



It was cool.

Single Ladies Fail

today I wore a clown mask and danced to Beyonce.




Let's just say it is really hard to be a blind dancing cat clown.

Baby beds

Mom got us little beds at Costco. We fit in them, right?!

Target frenzy

I was up all night trying to get me some Missoni for Target. And I swear I am a size small.
Oh I am so tired from fighting all the crowds for the goods.

A little self-help

This is for you, my lovely readers~

Two and a Half Men

While I was on the West Coast, I popped into the set of Two and a Half Men for a little session I like to call, "Winning!"



no tiger blood here, its all Blue Russian

Forks

Today, while training for my marathon, I started day dreaming about books I have read...Most specifically, Twilight. And I thought, why not run into the woods where Bella and Edward would hang out?



So I did!

Inspired

I found this. I am inspired. (and blind)

Cat in Training

Just training for the NY marathon. I'm gonna be the fastest damn cat out there!

Hurricane party

Just waiting for my hurricane party. I look quite handsome by candlelit and I can play some mean gin rummy

Shopping trip

Just got back from walgreens. Not too impressed with their selection (or lack thereof) of cat food. I was hungry. Like a honey badger

I also like to leave my turkey leg hanging out

Spa day

Just lounging here at the spa waiting for my massage :)

Daytime secrets

Mom probably thinks I sleep all day, but I like to watch infomercials. I ordered the temperpedic bed...she has 90 days to return it, but I can just envision sleeping on a cloud that shapes to my body, waking up feeling refreshed and energized. I wonder what she will think when it arrives!

Hey y'all

I've just been stalking my prey...I mostly prefer cobra and mice. But when I eat grapes, I feel like an iguana.

Harry hiatus

I am taking a little vacation, yall. I will share my adventures when I get back!

Meow Meow!
HWC

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere

I know I've packed on a few pounds over the year so I am trying out the skinny girl margarita, blended over ice.


Not too bad, but not from La Nopelera...

Bookworm

Hey yall. Just busy reading the Help here on my Kindle. Did you know you can adjust the font so even I, a blind cat, can read it?!


PS. The book was really good! Maybe I need to sneak into the theater when the movie comes out...

Sushi expert

It is no surprise that I love to eat fish. I get tuna dinner, ocean whitefish dinner, salmon tasty treats, but the one thing I never get enough of is SUSHI!



So I made my own. It was delish!

Royal Vacation

Just a regular ol day

Just hanging out under the kitchen table.

(this is Allison- don't tell him he isn't even in the dining room....)

Harry and the Bachelorette

I want to be judged for who I am on the inside and not what I look like on the outside. Afterall, I am blind. But I am told I am quite handsome, good around the house, I can vacuum, prune the roses, clean the pool. Whatever you need, I am your cat!

Speed Stacking

my mom thinks I am clumsy, so I am going to try to learn the art of speed stacking. Do you have any experience with this sport? Tips and hints would be appreciated.

Beach Day continued

I had so much fun at the beach, I decided to go snorkeling.

Thursday - the Start to the Weekend

I got a jump start on the weekend....



at the beach! Wish you were here! (You didn't actually think a blind cat does much work, do you?!)

Stop and smell the roses

Except these don't smell like roses. I think I may try to eat them.

Random thoughts by H.W.

Sometimes beer smells like bologna. (Sense of smell is heightened when blind)

Cheers

CNN News Presents:

Dude, they all thought I was a shark, and CNN even reported on it as a shark. Isn't it clear that I was wearing a shark body suit!?



See article below, but remember, it was me...After the Bachelor Pad I had to blow off some steam and swim around....

Shark researchers in South Africa didn't have to go far Tuesday to find a specimen - a 10-foot great white shark leaped into the back of their boat. And rather than a story of the big one that got away, this is a story of a big one they couldn't get rid of.

The boat, from Ocean's Research in Mossel Bay on South Africa's southern coast between Cape Town and Port Elizabeth, was chumming in the waters around Seal Island and monitoring the activity of four sharks as part of an ongoing study, researchers reported on their blog.

“Next thing I know I hear a splash, and see a white shark breach out of the water from the side of the boat hovering, literally, over the crewmember who was chumming on the boat's port side,” field specialist Dorien Schroder wrote on the blog. He pulled the crewmember to safety while others jumped out of the way of the 1,100-pound shark.

Schroder said the shark landed with only half of its body on the boat, and the crew hoped it would slide off. This shark, however, wanted to hang around.

The shark thrashed about and became stuck in a 5-by-6.5-foot area on the stern of the boat, cutting the vessel's fuel lines in the process.

Schroder's crew on the Cheetah radioed for help from other researchers aboard the boat Laminade. Schroder poured water on the shark's gills to keep it alive as they waited 15 minutes for help to arrive. Researchers then tied a rope around the shark's tail and tried to use the Laminade to pull it off the Cheetah to no avail.

After the Laminade towed the Cheetah back to port, a water hose was inserted into the shark's mouth to keep it alive as a fishing boat used its crane to lift the animal by its tail and drop it in the harbor.

Shark tale over, right? Not quite.

About a half hour later, the researchers found the shark beached on a small area in the harbor.

Two researchers, Enrico Gennari and Ryan Johnson, tried to walk the animal into deeper water. The shark was having none of it, but the researchers weren't about to give up.

The attached ropes from their boat to the shark's tail and pectoral fins, tilted its head up so its gills could work properly, and towed it about a half-mile outside the harbor, where the shark regained strength and swam away.

Researchers were satisfied.

"It is impossible to predict everything that can happen," they said on the blog. "What is important is how you respond to such situation. No one was injured and the shark survived, this is a credit to our team, the port authorities and members of the community who assisted."

And they do have a whale of a shark story to tell their kids.

And the mystery man on the Bachelor Pad 2 is...

Me!



Mom thinks I just lay around the house not really sure where I am. But really, I was plotting and scheming my way through Bachelor Pad 2, and working on my tan. Will you watch the 3 hour premier on August 2nd?!

And let me tell you- I am a winner, I mean, who doesn't love a blind (but super tan and fit) cat?

Harry Covering Tropical Storm Bret

Today, I did something I have always wanted to do, cover a Tropical Storm like Jim Cantore. Man it was fun, but I got wet. I didn't see anything coming....

Harry @ the movies

Today I snuck ino the movies. I brought catnip and friskies treats. i highly recommend the movie, but i did consume a whole lot of catnip.....

Harry Hangover

Today I didn't do much...bad hangover from too much red wine at the bar.


It was a nice cab chilled just to the right temperature. I may be blind, but I know good wine.
Cheers

Harry at Harrods

Today, after reading all the stories on Will and Kate and fairy tales, I thought, let's go to London and shop until I drop. I think I took half the ladies shoes and clothes into the dressing room.



And this place is big, so I had a good ol' time!


Mind the gap

Welcome to my blog!

Hi! This is Harry Winston. Maybe we have met. Maybe we have not. Background info: I am a 4 year old Blue Russian cat and I am legally blind. Every day I adventure to new and exciting places and I will do my best to share with you.

Remember, I am blind, so I can say whatever I want to. My brother, Max, may have an opinion, too.