Random Quotes: Cleaning

“I bought a cookbook a few months ago but I could never do anything with it. Every recipe started the same way: ‘Take a clean dish’.” - Harry Winston Cox (I did not get the cleaning gene. Mom didn’t, either).

Random Quotes: Statstics

“Facts are stubborn but statistics are more pliable.” Harry Winston Cox

Random Quotes: Lent

Is it Easter yet?
“Food, love, career and mothers: the four major guilt groups.” Harry Winston Cox

Random Quotes: Beer

Looking forward to happy hour...
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” Harry Winston Cox

Random Quotes: Politics

“The reason there are two senators from each state is so that one can be the designated driver.” Harry Winston Cox

Random Quotes: Cleaning

“Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.” Harry Winston Cox

(I think I fail at both)

Random Quotes: Spontaneity

“Spontaneity works best when well planned.” Harry Winston Cox

Vacation

I took a nice leisurely vacation, so sorry for the lack of posts. Being blind, i am not quite sure where I went. Back to the random quotes for yall. :)

Random Quotes - Friday Funnies

“Crayola just added a new color to their crayon box. It’s called Jersey Shore Orange.” - Harry Winston Cox

(I cannot see this new color, being blind and all, but I like to eat crayons and listen to the accents. Did you know Snooki is having a baby? Have mercy!)

Random Quotes - Veggies Continued

“If a tomato is a fruit, then is ketchup a smoothie?” - Harry Winston Cox

Random Quote - Eat your Fruits and Veggies

“Knowing a tomato is a fruit is knowledge…..not putting it in a fruit salad is wisdom.” - Harry Winston Cox

Random Quote - Facebook

“Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.” - Harry Winston Cox

Random Quotes - Friends and Enemies

This post is in honor of Bachelor Ben:

“Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.” - Harry Winston Cox

Note to Bachelor Ben- you are welcome to plagerize me. You are welcome. :)

Random Quotes - Max

“There is nothing in the world I wouldn’t do for Max, and there is nothing he wouldn’t do for me… we spend our lives doing nothing for each other.” - Harry Winston Cox

Random Quotes - People

Please welcome my guest blogger for the day, Max.
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” - Max Cox

Random Quotes - mom

“mom lost her debit card but I’m not reporting it. Whoever found it is spending less than she does” - Harry Winston Cox

Random Quote - Fads

“It’s a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.” - Harry Winston Cox

I prefer Chinese food boxes...The square-ness really evens out my round-ness, don't you think?

Random Quotes- Today I will...

“I was planning on doing nothing today but I haven’t finished doing nothing from yesterday.” - Harry Winston Cox

Random Quotes- Friends

“If you’re not a bad influence, we can’t be friends.” - Harry Winston Cox

Random Quotes - Girlfriends

“The best time to look for a job is when you have one. I apply the same theory to looking for a girl friend.” - Harry Winston Cox

Random Quotes- Doctors

“Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.” - Harry Winston Cox

Random Quotes - Twitter

“I decided to cancel my Twitter account. I don’t want to sound paranoid, but I’m pretty sure people are following me.” - Harry Winston Cox

Random Quote

“You can’t be late until you show up."
Harry Winston Cox

Of Note: did anyone else notice that Lindzi's dad is Harry Cox? Don't you just love the bachelor?!