Random Quotes: Cleaning

“I bought a cookbook a few months ago but I could never do anything with it. Every recipe started the same way: ‘Take a clean dish’.” - Harry Winston Cox (I did not get the cleaning gene. Mom didn’t, either).

Random Quotes: Statstics

“Facts are stubborn but statistics are more pliable.” Harry Winston Cox

Random Quotes: Lent

Is it Easter yet?
“Food, love, career and mothers: the four major guilt groups.” Harry Winston Cox

Random Quotes: Beer

Looking forward to happy hour...
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” Harry Winston Cox

Random Quotes: Politics

“The reason there are two senators from each state is so that one can be the designated driver.” Harry Winston Cox

Random Quotes: Cleaning

“Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.” Harry Winston Cox

(I think I fail at both)

Random Quotes: Spontaneity

“Spontaneity works best when well planned.” Harry Winston Cox